This Will Never, Ever Be Hot

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Right here, right before our very grossed out eyes, we have model Cara Delevingne straight up licking on model Suki Waterhouse's armpit. Her armpit. Usually you’d think that hot models licking other hot models would be a good thing, but this time, you’d be dead wrong. Who licks armpits? Who does that?

Oh, but there’s also a photo of these two ladies cuddling after the armpit licking. That could be cute, right?
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Let’s Resign Ourselves to the Fact That This is Madonna 2014, Y’all


We give Madonna a real hard time around here, and that’s because she’s completely obnoxious, but you know what? She’s completely obnoxious because she’s herself. Sure, maybe her innermost self is a self that’s desperately in need of constant attention, but isn’t there something so magical in acknowledging that and accepting it? Perhaps we don’t have to be so annoyed by her all the time. Perhaps we can see her doing something like, oh, I don’t know, taking a selfie in her bra, panties, and cane and go “yep, that’s Madonna. And that’s OK.”

Her totally Madonna-ish caption for that photo, by the way:

Today I decided to sing in my underwear! No one seemed to mind! #loveyoufromtheinsideout.#artforfreedom

We don’t mind either, Madonna. This time, we don’t mind either.

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Kristen Bell is Amazing AND Naked!

Click here to see the nude photo! 

On being self conscious about her body:

"My belly skin has made me self-conscious, and it’s only gotten worse since I’ve had a baby. I have definitely and happily used a body double. It’s a very nice thing to be able to rely on.”

On doing the nude shoot anyway:

"I talk a big game about being comfortable no matter my size. I wanted to put my money where my mouth was."

Click here for more quotes from her interview with Allure Magazine. 

Katy Perry is the cutest person in the whole wide world already, everybody knows that, so what could possibly make her even the tiniest bit cuter? What could Katy Perry add to her life to make her more lovable than she already is?A PUPPY NAMED BUTTERS, THAT’S WHAT!Yes, that darling little doggy right there is Butters, Katy’s newest baby. Couldn’t you just die? He’s so fuzzy and perfect and god, how can the world even handle this much cuteness? How?!

Katy Perry is the cutest person in the whole wide world already, everybody knows that, so what could possibly make her even the tiniest bit cuter? What could Katy Perry add to her life to make her more lovable than she already is?

A PUPPY NAMED BUTTERS, THAT’S WHAT!

Yes, that darling little doggy right there is Butters, Katy’s newest baby. Couldn’t you just die? He’s so fuzzy and perfect and god, how can the world even handle this much cuteness? How?!